My Name is Sarah. I Think I Will Run for President.
So, I’m thinking about running for president in 2012. I’m turning 35 this year and I am a natural-born citizen of these United States, so I certainly get the green light from the Constitution.
I follow the news closely and, from what I’ve been reading and watching, I believe that I should be able to garner enough support to have a serious shot at calling the White House my new home. Allow me to present to you my qualifications:
1. My name is Sarah. Apparently, this is a good thing. I even spell it correctly.
2. I am quick to pick up regional colloquialisms. Since moving to Nashville from the D.C. area in 2002, I have learned to integrate “fixin’ to” into my everday conversation. I even throw in a “bless her heart” every now and again. I’m sure I can adjust my speech and sprinkle in some “you betchas” and “simple, small town gal from Alaskas” when the moment seems right.
3. I will not claim to have the “hot for teacher” look that the former governor from Alaska enjoys. However, I used to be a high school teacher and I do wear glasses at night after removing my contact lenses.
4. I have already written a stump speech that uses all of these phrases — “Ronald Reagan,” “Founding Fathers,” “commander-in-chief not community organizer,” “government needs to balance its budget just like Joe Six-Pack does at the kitchen table every month,” and “communist.” I was careful not to include any specific information.
5. When I was waiting tables at the Chili’s in Laurel, Maryland the summer after I graduated from college, I once walked out in the middle of a shift because I got overwhelmed by having four tables sat at the exact same time. However, I told my manager I had to go because I was feeling really sick and I had to attend to my personal well-being. That is kind of like deciding you don’t feel like being governor anymore and then just stopping, right?
In all seriousness, why are the same people who mocked President Obama for his lack of experience when he was running for the highest office in the land embracing Sarah Palin? Her experience is no more impressive. And, while I’ve seen no evidence that President Obama deserves the title of “smartest and most thoughtful man ever to walk the face of the earth,” as some people have awarded him, I also don’t see how Sarah Palin inspires confidence that she is a deep thinker who is ready to tackle the tough issues.
Yep … I think I need to pick up some nominating papers later today. Place your pre-orders for “Moore 2012″ yard signs now!





